Knock Knock Jokes And More

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Yo le he

Yo le he who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

What did one car, say to the other car when he was scratching his head?

Can you check me for headlights?

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive?

Someday, my prints will come.

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Don't tell other peple when you see the mistake

"The Simile Song Lyrics"

As sly as a fox, as strong as an ox.

As fast as a hare, as brave as a bear.

As free as a bird, as nice as a word.

As quiet as a mouse, as big as a house.

As old as time, as straight as a line.

As royal as a queen, as buzzed as a bee.

As pretty as a picture, hanging from a fixture.

And those are some of the lyrics to, "Everything At Once."

Feelings

A laugh. A tear. A time to cheer. Those are feelings, and they are very important.

Happy or sad. Courageous or mad. Those are the most common feelings that people get.

Confused or brave. Those feelings can really save. Whenever you get into a fight,

[ but not in a physical fight] think about how those people feel. Think about angry or sad, or a little of both. Then, think about how you feel. Is it angry? Sad? Confused? Try to calm yourself down. Walk straight up to that person, say you're sorry, or talk it out.

When my friends got mad at me, I didn't know what to do. So, I went to that person and I said,

"hi! I just wanted to know if you wanted to talk it out." And she said "yes." We talked it out and now we're friends.

So, that very same day, I learned that feelings, are really important.

A laugh. A tear. A time to cheer. Those are feelings, and they are very important.

Family Time

I LOVE family time! It's when all the moms, dads, brothers and sisters, come together and spend time together by either talking, playing games or other family traditions. It's quite fun to make up your own family traditions! Our family will gather up into the living room and watch a good movie. It's fun!

School, Is Cool!

School, is cool, and I'm here to prove it! Some of the people in my class say that school, is. . . well, BORING! But I say, "if you weren't here, then you probably wouldn't have met your best FRIEND." Learning is AWESOME! If you didn't learn, then you probably wouldn't have a good JOB. So whoever is reading this then that means you went to a school that taught you how to read.

The Bunch of Photos

These are some of the photos that I took from my mom's camera. Hope you enjoy them.

This represents myself because I play the piano and I am musical.

What's up John-Pio? :)

C-R-A-Z-Y!

I call this one "Carry on" because it is a rock and basically heavy compared to a feather.

This reminds me of the goddess Iris who is a messenger and who personifies a rainbow. When Iris goes down to earth, she can't fly and has to go down the rainbow.

My Photographs

I've been taking pictures with my mom's sort of new camera. I am posting a few that I took at the Aldo Leopold Nature Center today. It was John-Pio's birthday and we celebrated it there. I hope you like them as much as I do!

This is my mom.


There were a lot of these on the trail.


Here is another one.


This is my Uncle and my Mom.


Pretty good pictures for the first time when I got to use this camera outside!